It’s quite clear that I never won any tennis tournaments not because I’m just not that good, don’t really like running, and prefer the whole ‘tea and cucumber sandwiches’ (or pimms and strawberries) element of the game to actually playing it, but because my mum never drugged the other competitors. Just think, I could have been a star.
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OMG! How bizarre and scary. I play tennis and am pretty crap but eh, I don’t think I’ll resort to those tactics just yet.
Comment by Sharon — March 1, 2006 @ 3:56 pm
Hey Is - I dust those throphies reguarly once a year. you must have at least 5 won by shear brain power. If they are stupid enough to hit the balls back to you, without you having to run, you are intelligent enough to hit into the space where they are not. Basic skills which you have and why you have throphies and your peer groups do not!
Comment by Elaine — March 5, 2006 @ 3:29 pm